Monday morning always seems to come so early. John's alarm goes off at 530am (he's adjusted his schedule to take a class on Wednesdays) and well I have been listening to the birds since the wee hours of daylight. I almost look forward to the hot days of July when my air conditioner can drown out those "fowl" critters! I haven't exactly been waking up on the right side of the bed as of late and this morning was no exception.
I stumbled downstairs to let Scout outside and make my lunch. I popped a bagel in the toaster as I got my fruit and yogurt out of the fridge. I managed to catch a few minutes of the local news while scarfing my breakfast. Then I trudge back upstairs to get washed up and dressed. I didn't turn the lights on in the closet while I pulled out my scrubs and my underwear. I know where everything is kept and don't need the aid of a light to help me pick out my clothes.
Well on any other day that would've been fine. It was about 10am this morning that I strolled off to the bathroom at work. Much to my chagrin, I was wearing crotchless panties courtesy of the small dog. Awesome, excellent I thought as I examined the gaping hole in my underwear. So moral of the story, take the extra second to turn the light on and inspect your clothes before you put them on.
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